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Curry Shagging Majorand there's earthquakes in your tummy and you'll soon be meeting mr toilet rim but you need something to start you off something to prompt that messy cough and a thought appears to make your sore head swim: it's only.....curry shagging major curry shagging major you couldn't think more nauseous if rupert murdoch paid you curry shagging major curry shagging major so curry's hot and normas not that tory lot betrayed you I know....it's just consenting sex between conservatives they are desperate for something to preserve the species her short fat hairy legs turn on his tiny private pieces and they start their grunts and wheezes with no thought for reputations or diseases thirty seconds out he pegs as sure as eggs is eggs, though, the eternal question begs:- who wore the paper bag? it's only.... the extent of tory sleaze might still be news to us we thought john was only shagging all the rest of us we only found out so curry could bail out her publishers at least we now know why margaret nominated him as premier she must have thought "if he's shagging her I might just be well in here." there's talk of yet another tory leader but I think tony blair's doing very well there and the tabloid air might coarsen; but at least it wasn't nigel lawson, and the economic climate might well worsen before we read of prince charles fling with peter mandelson it's only..... © Richard Russell 2003 |